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tojoh:THEYRE SO PRECIOUS I NEED YOU TO LOOK AT EVERY FRAME T-T HOW ARE THEY EVEN REAL I’M SOBBING

alexamindslave:perverseroyalty:“You don’t care if they’re real anymore. You just want to jerk off.” you might even like it better if they are full of plastic. it is a sign of how much PORN has seeped inside you. nnnnggggggg porn has

ghdos: alt-j: megustamemes: Japan does pranks right what kind of prank is this how did they get a fucking dinosaur But on some real shit, that’s not even cool, B. Pranks are supposed to be like putting your co-workers stapler in a bowl of jello.

blackbeastandboibitches: Real men know how to spot a cock hungry sissy boi, even before the sissy knows it themselves. It’s easy, real men are muscular, hard and black, cockhungry bitches are skinny pretty and white. They’re easy to spot, they’re

silverjow: They are not based on any real-life person, I didn’t even give them names. I just like how I can create them freely and open to interpretation. https://www.patreon.com/silverjow https://gumroad.com/silverjow

hickeybickeyboo: lewmzi: Just picking up some e-books for light reading during christmas. JFC these aren’t even jokes they’re literally real deal omfg. lemme know how they are

clannyphantom: How the fuck is slut shaming even a real thing like y’all are hating on someone because they have more game than you

catbountry: demisnowflake: Are these people even real I DON’T UNDERSTAAAAAND. How do they leave their house without being flooded with emotion

darkfiretaimatsu: Firstly, how can they even tell the difference unless you pronounce the Ks~? Secondly, it’s a very heavy costume. If you’re not using real armour, what are you even doing~? x3

Oh right it’s the weird no-shave-November. I can’t stress enough how much I hate facial hair on men. The only ones who get excused are Mihawk and Akainu and ffs they aren’t even real. So.

rootaf: i’m so fucking tired. we keep dying in real life and on screen, that’s how much they hate us. we are getting murdered in our safe spaces and they don’t even let the friends of the injured donate blood. they tell trans people to pee in the

sexxxisbeautiful: huffingtonpost: Dude’s Texts Are Exactly What Not To Do When A Woman Cancels A Date Words like “overreacting” and “psycho” don’t help. oh dear god this is like every terrible text a woman has ever received all rolled up

dannyfenton: boysofjollystreet: wholidays: if you’re ever sad remember that the canadian 100 dollars bills are maple syrup scratch and sniff omfg shut the fuck up Canada how are you even a real country the new bills might stick together but they

monsieurpaprika: Zombie apocalypses aren’t nearly as fun in real life as they are in video games. this is probably like the farthest ill ever actually go with any of my aus LOL kinda ran out of stamina towads the end there though… if you get the

thechubbynerd: scriptscribbles: “Reality is a difficult concept for liberals,” Trump supporters proclaim as they proceed to believe that fictional character Leslie Knope is a real person. Even fake women are a threat to them this is hysterical

omenoren: i-wanna-be-stereotyped: blackymiles: ocarinaoftime: makemeasammichyo: shocked to see how much people donated to Darren Wilson. It’s crazy This is nothing short of deplorable. The fact that he even got one cent. i ask again why are they

sterlingsea: noroit: LIKE THE KKK STILL FUCKING EXISTS LIKE HOW ARE THEY EVEN ALLOWED TO EXIST A GROUP THAT WAS CREATED TO SOLELY OPPRESS AND MURDER MINORITIES IS STILL AROUND IN THE YEAR OF 2014 HOW????????? A fun history experiment:Look up what

hypersexualsportswear: Imagine being 11 years old and you are already an academy award nominated actress with a successful career but people don’t even make an effort to learn how to pronounce your name, in fact they put more effort into making jokes

yesidiye:blxck-cherry:for people that think kylie jenner’s pictures are just metallic this her picture next to a real black woman with shimmery makeup. clearly they darkened kylie’s skin quite a lot for her to even compare to a black woman so how

sherleck: #HOW ARE YOU EVEN REAL

thestarlesswanderer: How was Looney Tunes Back In Action even a real movie like what even THERE ARE DALEKS IN THIS LEGIT DALEKS AND THEN YOU HAVE SCOOBY DOO THREATENING LIVE ACTION SHAGGY YOU HAVE BRENDAN FRASER PLAYING BRENDAN FRASER PLAYED BY

hotwifelana: Tossing and lifting me by my sensitive married pussy and start to spanking little me … how could they? Now the pain and choking starts for real, even before they rip my panties of. Why are white men so cruel to such a small and obedient

rootaf:i’m so fucking tired. we keep dying in real life and on screen, that’s how much they hate us. we are getting murdered in our safe spaces and they don’t even let the friends of the injured donate blood. they tell trans people to pee in the

vampireapologist: theubergrump: vampireapologist: what good is a piano full of Actual For Real Bees if they don’t even know how to play Transcribed (paragraph breaks are where the video cuts): “You know, life is normal, I just have to very cautiously

arcticmornkeys: its crazy how hollywood shows 16 year olds in movies. they cast 20 year olds and sometimes even 28 year olds and meanwhile the real actual world 16 year olds are left pondering what the hell is wrong with them and why they aren’t as

feedeecurious: gorditabrandolah: How are some of these even real?How do you deep fry lemonade I think the same way they dry Kool-Aid, they take the powder and instead of mixing it with water, they mix it with batter then fry the batter. It’s super

dontwannasaygoodbye: Have you ever seen someone so fucking beautiful and you’re like “how are they even real?” Well I promise someone thinks the same exact thing about you.

rootaf: i’m so fucking tired. we keep dying in real life and on screen, that’s how much they hate us. we are getting murdered in our safe spaces and they don’t even let the friends of the injured donate blood. they tell trans people to pee in the

sexydeatheater: I don’t get how people say they’re not attracted to band members Like Look At how Beautiful And handsome They are Like, are they even real?!

instant-satisfactionn: Do you ever meet people that just confuse you so much with their simplicity. You wonder how can this person be real? How can they be living in the same world that I am living in? How are we even the same species? Then I don’t

without-youbaby: missjacksonifyounasty: sh0rtybangbang: xomyexistence: How R these even real people ?? Stop it They are woman

officialunitedstates: can horses recognize that the horses on the merry go round aren’t real? or can they not even comprehend that those are resemblances of their own species? how close does a fake horse have to be to a real horse for a horse to

rootaf: i’m so fucking tired. we keep dying in real life and on screen, that’s how much they hate us. we are getting murdered in our safe spaces and they don’t even let the friends of the injured donate blood. they tell trans people to pee in the

clannyphantom: How the fuck is slut shaming even a real thing like y’all are hating on someone because they have more game than you

domstoryteller:See, I told your fiance. Even if you get all fit you don’t lose your boobs. Look, mine are still a great size! I promise they’re not fake, here feel them and tell me how they feel? Real, right? -CandiKik DomStoryTeller

rumminov replied to your post: i’m laughing so hard, it hasn’t even… how are people like this even real i wish i had an answer for that dsghadgs

badbitch-empire: lovelybootyy: For the anon that asked about my brows, they’re filled in, i don’t have any pics of them not filled in. Is this helpful? How are you even real omg

rootaf: i’m so fucking tired. we keep dying in real life and on screen, that’s how much they hate us. we are getting murdered in our safe spaces and they don’t even let the friends of the injured donate blood. they tell trans people to pee in the

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